It is 5:30pm on a Wed I watching TV right now-to be exact I am watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. I have seen this show maybe three times, and I probably wouldn't be catching it for a forth time, but I can't find the remote. Why can't I get off of my bum? Well...my neck is still is being a bummer. My neck was getting better, but I just tripped up the stairs. 'Rip-crack-owie'. So me, mullet man, and big boobie lady are hanging out. Where the hell is the remote? Where is my family?
This is a train wreak. Beth's nails are freakishly long! She has a pretty face, but I am sure she has had work done. Dog has not.
I took my dog to the vet today (apres clumpsy mishap). Sigh.75 dollars later I found out my puppy has an alergy, and that is why he is licking his paw raw. Oh I forgot to mention that. Now I have to give medication-no problem. Ensure that his puppy socks remain on his paws so he doesn't continue to lick-no problem. I have to wash his paws in the bathtub each time he goes out-problem. Imagine having to bath my puppy several times a day + re-socking him each time? I am going to run out of treats. What I won't do for puppy love.
Dog is still on. I think I am going to try and get some sleep. Zzzz.
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