My Day Has Been a Hard Pill to Swallow

My day has been interesting-not really. I have been having neck issues; now I know what a bobble head feels like. Yup it's sore, it makes rubber necking on the highway impossible. I hate pain. I decided to manage my pain by taking pain pills. Yeah but guess what? The pills got stuck in my band that's what! I spent 10 minutes with my arms in the air waiting for the stupid pill to pass. No solids for me for the rest of the day. Then I went to the eye glass store and picked up my new glasses. I don't know what I was smoking when I picked out the frames. I look like Darren from the show Bewitched. Now I am sitting here all bloated from the salt that was in the soup. I am not a happy camper.